mudwerks:(via Rise And Shine « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 02/29/2012)
Can’t wait for my own children to stomp my face in.
You know, triple. It’s when you cum, puke, and shit yourself all at the same time. Three bodily functions, doing the triple.
Again!?
If you don’t stomp their heads in, they will kill you/rat you out to the police/sell you out for money/etc. Might as well just do their heads in.
“How can I control myself when you’re so cute and I’m so horny and there’s only a few thin pieces of cotton separating our genitals?”
Simon-obsessed Nathan, you are my favorite incantation.
It is terrible that this resolution was heartbreaking and fantastic and terrible and hysterical and made my brains hurt.
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Let’s get to the abnormal foreplay.
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